Attention Whore Of The Year: Paris Hilton

After 1,000 votes and a long year of slut activity, Paris Hilton wins the 2006 award for Attention Whore Of The Year. Here’s a review of some events Paris was involved in that earned her 44% of the votes.

Her music video shoot nearly becomes a porn flick as Paris flashes her breast on purpose

Paris flashes her brown twat in one of many upskirt incidents.

Drunk driving lands Paris in jail

Paris fucks Travis Barker for $100

When you’re always stoned, carelessness is prevalent

Paris helps Britney Spears become a super whore

The biggest attention whore is annoying enough to prompt this campaign

We’ll have to see what kind of activity 2007 will bring from the best of these Hollywood slut bags. Remember, all the Lohan’s, Britney’s, and Hilton’s will be focused on topping every nipple slip and crotch shot from ‘06, so it’s safe to assume there’ll be plenty of tits, ass and vagina for you to enjoy this coming year.