Did Parasite Come From A Funeral Or Something?

Paris Hilton’s push-up bra and B-cups made an appearance last night in Hollywood, spotted with whipped-cock boyfriend Benji Madden. They reportedly partied inside Crown Bar, then most likely made their way home, kicking off the nightly ritual of Paris begging for sex while her dude lays snoring and passed out. Eventually, she realizes the effort put forth humping limp dick isn’t worth the energy, so bedtime it becomes.

The sun must have been extremely vibrant last night, too, as the Good Charlotte rocker felt he needed to further shield his eyes from pap flashes, despite wearing black sunglasses. Now that my thoughts cycle, If that was me, I wouldn’t want anyone photographing my eyes either…you know he’s destroyed from drugs and booze, so think red and droopy. No blame cast, though…all the mind altering substances required to maintain partial sanity while dating Paris Hilton is expected.

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