Paris Hilton Calls Babwa From Prison

Paris Hilton spoke to Barbra Walters on the phone this weekend from jail, explaining how badly those herpes burn, the disgusting food situation, and how god has given her a second chance.

Walters recounted their little chat on “The View” this morning. Among the highlights: Paris says her “act” until now — namely, playing a blonde heirhead — is over, and that she’s a totally different person after just a few days of jail. Indeed, proclaims Paris, “God has released” her spirit from its previous, uh, incarnation.

Apparently, Paris is also playing ping-pong, and maybe most shockingly of all, she tells Babwa that she hasn’t looked in a mirror in days, and that her face is “very dry” for lack of moisturizer. She’s served nine days, has fourteen left, and at this point, isn’t sobbing, screaming or wailing in her cell, according to Walters.