Paris Hilton Cries At Her Party

Paris Hilton had another drunken birthday bash over the weekend, only this time she stuck around L.A. and started crying once Brandon Davis made an asshole out of himself, the NYDN reports:

The hotel heiress was reduced to tears after oily heir Brandon Davis’ lewd behavior drove Courtney Love, Paula Abdul and others from the dinner celebrating Paris’ 26th year, according to witnesses. Hilton’s parents, Rick and Kathy, spared no expense in arranging a party at Prime Grill, the Rodeo Drive restaurant where Madonna is an investor. “They must have spent $10,000 on the flowers alone,” said one source.

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. “He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul,” says a guest. “Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ‘Lick my balls, Paula!‘ He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

“Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, ‘Shut up, you’re wasted!’” But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing “Happy Birthday,” made an early exit.

Now this is where it gets good, skank rocker Courtney Love brought her 14-year-old daughter to the bash, apparently she’s teaching her well.

Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. “He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist,” says a witness. “Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, ‘I want to squirt on you.’ He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen.”

It didn’t stop there. “He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table,” says a source. “Paris was crying to her mother, ‘This is not my fault!’” After Davis was encouraged to leave, Paris blew out the candles on her cake and everyone headed to an after-party at her house. “Incredibly, Brandon showed up at Paris’ place,” says a source. “Security guided him downstairs. They were under orders to keep him away from Paris.”

Sounds like a great fucking party to me!