Paris Hilton Gets Freaky With Cisco

Even though she’s trying to better herself since being released from prison, let’s not forget that Paris Hilton is still one big giant whorebag. Spotted by TMZ last night at Guy’s (karaoke night) club, Paris and Cisco Adler (Mischa Barton’s ex) were reportedly making out and rubbing all over each other in the booth, not surprising to most. The thing that gets me is why they didn’t fuck right there on the table…I’m sure a few lines would have taken care of any jittery hesitation for performing in public.

Yes, that STD really can spread to your dick, bro!