Paris Hilton Getting A Million For Post Jail Interview

Paris Hilton’s broke ass is set to be $1 million dollars richer simply because of her stint in the slammer. NBC has reportedly agreed to pay the heiress for an exclusive interview upon being released from lockup, the NY Post reports:

LOS ANGELES - NBC has agreed to pay as much as $1 million for Paris Hilton’s first after-jail interview, which will appear on the “Today” show, The Post has learned. Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week. ABC was the front-runner until NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker personally called Hilton’s father Rick and made the pitch, the sources said. Hilton agreed to the interview, but said she’d only speak with Vieira because of “disparaging” remarks her co-host Matt Lauer made about her.

Yet another example of how fucked society is. Damn, give me a million and I’ll go sit in a cell for a year!