Or perhaps Big Bird was struck with an awful case of herpes feet. Hmmm…I guess we’ll throw Paris Hilton in the mix too, since she’s the only other possible contender for our impromptu guessing game you’ve been presented (sorry to those of you just finishing meals.) Now, unless you’re a sped kid or official DEA evidence tester, it’s apparent that foot actually belongs to a living human being, despite a diseased and heavily bleached-then-doused-with-makeup facial and body appearance.
For clueless folks, that chick next to the foot is Paris Hilton. She attended last night’s Apple Lounge opening in West Hollywood, complete with a detail team from the environmental protection agency (EPA) who coordinated local efforts aimed to maintain safe oxygen levels within the immediate 4 mile atmospheric radius–obviously compromised due to the presence of Paris’ perspiring body pores, spewing tiny, contaminated filth particles into the air. There’s no more pics to look at, thankfully for you, but while the simple fact remains positive this socialite is nearing “super-ultra washed-up” status, we’ll still find time here at NinjaDude.com to poke some fun at her now and again.
Just not with a cock! (Not even one attached to a flagpole, 20-foot stick, wrapped in nuke radiation blankets, or even that cock belonging to yours and my worst enemy). That would be extremely cruel to any human with HIV-negative status. Oh!
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