When viewed objectively, the entire Paris Hilton fiasco doesn’t make much sense. Her irrational actions and the ensuing media frenzy just don’t add up, and an inside source has revealed why. Thanks to irresponsibility and bad investments, Paris Hilton is, for the most part, out of capital; in other words, Paris Hilton is poor. Now, poor is, of course, a relative term; Hilton won’t be living out of a box anytime soon, but she is currently living almost entirely on credit and her parents good will. Paris has managed to adeptly conceal her financial misfortune with her facade of wealth and the media frenzy surrounding her imprisonment. It is because of Paris’ financial trouble and combination of dumb assed-ness that her talent agency, Endeavor, stopped representation. That and, Jessica Alba made it clear that either Paris goes, or Alba says peace.
How does Paris’ poverty tie into her recent jailing? According to our inside source, Paris, with the help of a publicist, staged the entire situation. She even calculated, with an almost mechanical precision, her own arrest. Once she was intentionally ‘caught’ and subsequently arrested, she began manipulating the judicial system along with the media. When Paris’ actions are viewed holistically, it is plainly obvious that she is trying to get as much publicity as possible. Her actions are completely exaggerated and overly dramatized. Why, you ask?
Per our source close to Paris, there is already a multi million dollar book deal on the table. The book is said to cover Paris’ “transformation and personal growth” while in jail, but according to our source, the book is almost finished and has been in progress for over a month. While the book deal itself is lucrative, this entire situation is the perfect catalyst for an image relaunch, and that is exactly why Paris has formulated this entire situation; she is unable to milk more money from her outdated, worn persona, so she is making a new one, and she is making it with a bang.
Poverty has driven Paris to manipulate the judicial system and the American people, and everyone took the bait; they took it hook, line and sinker.
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i don’t believe theres a shred of truth to this. some austrian idiots just paid the girl a million dollars to show up on their red carpet and WAVE to fans and partygoers a few months ago. just WAVE. AND she only had to be there for ONE HOUR. plus shes got the designs in japan, the sparkling wine in europe. somehow i don’t think shes hurting for dough. she may be annoying as hell, but i don’t think shes broke…
eljie — June 16, 2007 @ 1:25 am
I’d hit it.
The Duke of Deception — June 16, 2007 @ 11:39 am
So let me get the premise of this story right - Paris is broke because she’s stupid and irresponsible; but she is brilliantly manipulating everyone to cash in and has cleverly concealed her financial situation. I’m not buying that spin on things.
Paris is a terrible actress and could never pull that off.
There’s no way that Paris actually manages her own money. She too busy club hopping and making an ass of herself. The Hilton family as been wealthy for generations. They have financial pros protecting their assets.
The book deal was an afterthought not a planned goal. They figured with all the media’s interest they might as well make a quick buck and hopefully make people feel sorry for her and not hate her.
Wil — June 16, 2007 @ 6:55 pm
Yes, she travels, she has deals to pose for this or that, sing a bit, act.. and she goes to wave at crowds, but the big money comes from the dirty things, as a naughty-well trained mistress with rich men and polititions of that country..away from prying eyes.. and don’t think for a minute she needs money.. or help in her illicit career of selling illegal things and lewd services.. she just hides it very well with her backer and pal G Bear.
Cypress — June 17, 2007 @ 11:01 am
No way did she stage all this. You would have to presume that the sheriff and the judge were in on it, too.
As much as some people would like to give her “credit” for this “stunt”, I believe she simply got caught being a dumbass.
No one will buy the book.
Petite — June 17, 2007 @ 11:55 am
I agree with Wil except for one thing…
“The Hilton family as been wealthy for generations.”
Not true. They have been wealthy for decades, but not generations. Conrad Hilton the founder of the family fortune formed the Hilton Hotels Corporation in 1946.
FYI — June 19, 2007 @ 11:11 am
So I have a question for FYI. What exactly is your definition of the word “generations” in the statement “The Hilton family has been wealthy for generations.” Conrad Hilton was Paris’ grandfather, right? Who is in fact her father’s father, correct? Now, please educate me because I’m willing to learn, but I could swear that that is at least three “generations” of family wealth.
hienzkitz velvet — December 5, 2007 @ 10:30 pm