If you’ve never heard of Paris Hilton before and took a look at this letter she wrote, you might guess her age to be no more than 12 years old. Judging by the vocabulary and English skills, Paris probably has an education level equivalent to that of a seventh grader. Just another reason (besides the STDs, infested snatch, and jail sentence) to be thankful that you aren’t Paris Hilton!
She wrote the letter above directly from inside her jail cell to E! which was posted earlier.
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Paris has “restless vagina syndrome”. She needs to get out soon to take care of this problem. we keep her in our…………………..no we really don’t (but we do pray for more important things).
HAYWOOD — June 21, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
I before E except after C, that’s hot.
Ugh — December 27, 2007 @ 6:22 am