Paris Hilton Is Stupid

Paris Hilton is planning a diary and dramatic exit from general population to prison, complete with a makeup team that will get Paris primped for her near month long sentence behind bars.

Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday. It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best. “The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies,” an insider says. “Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison.” But the pal observes: “It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.”

There should be a rule preventing this dumb bitch from profiting off the jail sentence, but I suppose when you rose to fame by releasing sex tapes and flashing your privates the whoring will never cease.

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