Paris Hilton Might Be Emo

Paris Hilton was spotted last night with some mysterious cuts on her hand, which leads me to believe she’s either playing too much Jared Leto music and is now emo, or simply just wigged out from a hit of meth, accidentally scratching herself. We tried contacting Elliot Mintz, but his secretary told us he can’t comment on situations that involve self-mutilation. Hey, isn’t it almost time for another celebrity to die?

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