Paris Hilton Might Do Hard Time

Earlier we told you about Paris Hilton getting pulled over by the Sheriff last night in Los Angeles for driving on a suspended license. What the retarded heiress didn’t know was that she violated probation, and now faces jail time as a result. TMZ reports:

Hilton pled no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving after cops arrested her on September 7 for a DUI in Hollywood. As a result, the DMV suspended her license, and a judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation, with one major condition being: to “obey all laws.”

The maximum sentence for her crime is 3 months, but I’m not sure what they will actually do, seeing as celebrities rarely get punished under the justice system. Perhaps they should make an example of her, after all, Paris is constantly deviant, and in this case ignorant (if not oblivious) to her previous punishment. Probation…even worse than a kinkajou!

At least her and Nicole can hold each other now and cry as they ponder the extent of sexual abuse in store for them behind bars!