Random Quotes: Paris Hilton The STD Inspiration

Paris Hilton, the uncontested slut of all sluts worldwide, has spoken out on her status as an inspiring human being after appearing in Turkey to judge the annual beauty pageant. Paris thinks all teen girls have a reason to look up to her, but you know that’s more than a big joke.

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person, I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Ha! Actually this does hold some truth in that Paris’ inspiration and continued exploitation causes one thing: extreme levels of slut whore activity! According to reports just 2 weeks ago, 1 in 4 teenage girls has an STD here in America. Doctors call this number overwhelming since it involves nearly half the teens who’ve tried sex. Any guess as to what could’ve caused so much innocence lost to herpes and gonorrhea? If you guessed Paris Hilton, yes, another cookie for you!

Above, there’s a video of the super slut, I mean Paris, in Turkey, getting paid to dance with the belly champ.