Paris Hilton Temporarily Receives Larger Breasts

The air bags inside Paris Hilton’s breasts seem to be inflating again as the recently released jailbird (’cause she actually looks like a bird and went to jail!) was spotted above partying Saturday night at club Area, diverting most of the attention away from her face and directly upon that massive, cleavage-baring chest.

I suppose her reserved, nun-like phase fell apart after the first week, which is a good thing…last I checked there were still plenty of up-and-coming whores that need training and guidance from their idol Ms. Paris!