As the convicted drunk we all know as Paris Hilton continues to fear the inevitable, experienced jailbirds are coming out of the woodwork to offer their advice for a pleasant stay in the pen! Page Six interviewed a former call girl that thinks Paris will get raped in the shower.
Be afraid of jail, Paris Hilton - be very, very afraid. That’s the ominous word from Natalia McLennan, the former $2,000-an-hour hooker who was splashed on the cover of New York Magazine as “New York’s No. 1 Escort” and spent 26 days at Rikers Island. “It’s the worst experience of your life - you’re locked up, the food is disgusting and everybody wants to be your friend, but in the end they just want to [bleep] you,” McLennan, who is now a stylist at a top Montreal spa, told Page Six. First, McLennan says, Hilton must brace herself for an embarrassing physical that includes a full-body cavity search. She should also get used to being eyeballed by horny lesbian inmates. “She’ll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower . . . And I’d tell her, ‘Drop the attitude.’ ”
Damn! For some reason I don’t envision Paris making a single friend, and I’m also afraid her privates are in grave danger of being violated on a daily basis upon entering lockup.
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