Paris Survives First 28 Earth Years

This morning at the stroke of midnight was Paris Hilton’s 28th birthday, which was most likely was spent drunk and under the influence of (insert favorite drugs here) identical to the prior week of night time antics, more specifically of the nightlife sort. Last night was the most eventful for Paris and the celebratory gaggle, which included sister Nicky and 43 of her closest pals.

She remained the sober watch and errand bitch for the evening while her sis and slews of drunken revelers drank the night away. Paris apparently lured more than a few cocks back to her hotel afterparty, as evident by the extra large Joe’s pizza, courtesy of Nicole (the normal sister, just a bit bulimic.)

Click the thumbnail below to enlarge and view the additional shot of drunk, agitated Paris on the eve of her 28th birthday!