Paris Hilton’s Birthday Sucked

Paris Hilton’s birthday sucked because her ex-best friend Nicole Richie decided not to show up, and that made the big bird lookalike angry. I think the real reason she was pist is because nobody wanted to catch a new STD, so Paris eventually slept alone. Her face was looking ultra sexy that night (witness above) but I guarantee she forgot to take a shower after her last gangbang, which explains her loneliness. Hit the jump for a video of the action in Vegas!

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