Paris Hilton Claims Possession Of Intelligence

Paris Hilton boasted on a U.K. morning show called GMTV that she’s actually a smarty pants “strong person” who merely acts dumb on TV for higher ratings. Decent argument, but come on now…you gotta be a real dumb ass to believe it from her!

Appearing on the British morning show GMTV to launch her new reality show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, Hilton, 27, said she cultivated her dumb blonde image for her hit FOX reality show The Simple Life, costarring Nicole Richie, and it became her schtick.

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.” She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

Hasn’t Paris realized she only remains a tiny sliver of relevant ’cause of the moments above? Click the pic for a closer nipple-breast inspection!