
Ever since Paris Hilton was released early this morning from jail 20 days early, many officials in the city are fucking pissed and think our justice system is fucked, TMZ reports:
In a sharply-worded statement from L.A. County Supervisor Don Knabe, he claims that Paris’ “reassignment” is a load of crap: “This incident with Paris Hilton is just the most recent that highlights the problems our criminal justice system has with making sure sentences stick, whether it is in a County jail or under electronic monitoring.”
And here’s what Paris says about her house arrest instead of jail break:
“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”
That is fucked up. If you want to break the law on your own, follow these simple steps to become invisible:
1. Release a sex tape and whore yourself out whenever possible. 2. Let everyone know how rich you are. 3. Get your first jail sentence after breaking a few of laws, then fake a mental breakdown to get out early.
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