Paris To Be Arraigned On DUI Charges Today

It’s time for Parisite to face arraignment on her DUI arrest from last September!

Paris Hilton is to be arraigned in Los Angeles today on drunken driving charges.Hilton is not required to appear in court because the charges are misdemeanors. She was pulled over last Sept. 7 for allegedly driving erratically. Hilton reportedly told officers that she had had one drink on an empty stomach. She was on her way to get a burger when she was stopped. Hilton said she hadn’t eaten all day because she was filming a music video. The hotel heiress and socialite has no prior DUI arrests. If convicted, she could be sentenced to six months in jail and fined $1,000. The minimum penalty for a first-time offender is a fine, probation and rehab.

My vote says fuck it, hang the skank! The spread of STDs would decline if we rid Paris of this world.

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