Paris Pisses Off Gramps, Inheritance Cash No More

Paris Hilton’s latest antics have pissed off Grandpa Conrad so greatly that he’s pulled her $59 million dollar inheritance stash, earmarking the money for charity instead. “Barron” is said to be extremely irked at the way his Hilton name has been trashed by Paris and her other relatives, prompting the billionaire to pull trust funds from 11 other grandchildren as well. Listen closely, and you’ll hear 11 small violins!

The co-chairman of the famous hotel chain, Conrad ‘Barron’ Hilton, has instead decided to plough his fortune into a charitable foundation in an effort to carry on family tradition. And the 79-year-old has also cut off his 11 other grandchildren in the name of philanthropy. “He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris,” says Jerry Oppenheimer, author of House Of Hilton. “He doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.” Hilton senior recently acquired a hefty $2.4 billion after selling off a massive chunk of his hotel chain to private equity firm Blackstone. Given her grandfathers disapproval, Miss Hilton is now working hard to cash in on her fame while she can

I’d say she has about 2 more years worth of crotch shots to profit off until those herpes, crabs, and whatever else is festering eats her vagina away completely, rendering it useless to paparazzi.