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Paris Summons The Cleavage

Paris hilton with big tits

Paris Hilton has been tainting more clubs and restaurants lately, in a desperate bid to promote her new flick, “Hottie bleh blurgh blah.” Yeah, movie titles tend to end up that way in my brain immediately upon learning that Paris Hilton was a real cast member with actual speaking parts. It doesn’t matter if she only appears for 5 seconds, unless it’s naked or involves stripper poles, the movie automatically sucks and will fail miserably.

At best, I’d say this one may clear a couple hundred thousand after the DVD gets released, that is if Paris autographs the first 100 copies sold. I picture only 47 people showing up, half of those being that 30-year-old pedo suspicious guy still living in mom’s basement. Sadly, cleavage won’t do much for this movie, but enjoy it either way.





1 Comment »
  1. and how much is real?almost none.she’s a flaty chesty and a SKANK.

    tcidda — February 7, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

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