Paris Tokes Up Another Dooby

Paris Hilton, the girl that lied to Larry King’s face by telling the man she doesn’t use drugs, was caught yet again during a marijuana toke break this weekend while she enjoyed the leafy substance with friends at a rented Malibu beach house. I’d like to make up something witty about Paris being a stoner, but the dumb slut appears in the weed posts so much, laughing has been reduced to a fucking chore. Less bikinis and more naked bodies would be surely nice on a Monday.