Pete Doherty Feeds Drugs To Penguin

Possibly the biggest and most popular celebrity crackhead, Pete Doherty just couldn’t satisfy his love for drugs by getting girlfriend Kate Moss and her friends high — he chose a zoo animal, more specifically, a penguin…in which he fed half of his joint to while Kate stared and laughed!

Doherty was snapped waving the spliff in front of a group of Humboldt penguins at a wildlife park while girlfriend Kate Moss watched. When Pete, 27, threw the remnants into their pen, one of the eager birds confused it for food and promptly swallowed it, The Sun reports. A fellow visitor to the Cotswold Wildlife Park in Oxfordshire, England, photographed Pete messing with the penguins. “Everyone knew he was smoking grass,” the eyewitness was reported as saying. “He was joking about getting the penguins stoned.” “He threw them his joint and it looked like one gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.”

Cruel indeed, but this is the funniest shit I’ve read all week! A stoned penguin? This guy is such a fucking moron, his death by overdose will undoubtedly be humorous.

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