Pete Doherty To Become Porn Star

Pete Doherty is allegedly planning to get his penis pierced, it’s been revealed he’s booked an appointment at North London’s Camden Cold Steel parlour and plans to surprise his lover, cocaine Kate Moss. The Post Chronicle reports:

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Pete has booked the piercing appointment for later this week. He has been thinking about it for a while. And now is the perfect time, because Kate is away working on her fashion line, so he can surprise her with it when she returns.”He is so excited and has managed to keep it a secret from Kate so far. He’s gone for the most painful 14mm hole because he wants to wear large pieces of jewellery.” Kate is currently in Devon brainstorming ideas for her new collection with high street retailers Topshop.

I think he’s trying to become an adult film star and make awesome sex videos with Kate. Since the couple already has one floating around, I wouldn’t doubt the slightest crazy behavior from either of them.