Leave it to ex-Presidents such as highly revered William (Bill) Jefferson Clinton to roll his staffed Boeing towards North Korean airspace, straight for the lair of Kim Jong-Il! Yes, Bill did just that according to reportsTuesday morning, in efforts to negotiate the release of (wrongfully) imprisoned Current.tv journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee. Wouldn’t you know, these two are old pals with a colorful, friendly history together, making Bill a rare 4th soul out of 6 billion humans on earth able to pull this mission off!
Kim still secretly cackles at these diplomatic games, with added laughs provided by slick Willy issuing his grovelling apology for the (grave, grave, graavveee) crimes committed by Ling and Lee against the dear master DPRK. Obviousy, if you can imagine, this is all in addition to the creepy fuckin’ reunion showJong-Il happily hosted for his American compadres, and well…last laughs for one twisted mind.
Although you cannot deny the good has finally comes to fruition, and soon, the entire brigade will vanish from this circus, right back to the free land for yet another. Click inside to watch video coverage from this ultra-intenseClinton-Jong vacamission! (Oh yeah, if you missed those three links to the NORKO creepiness experiences, set aside an hour and take these with no grains of salt whatsoever)!
Below is the statement issued by the families of Laura Ling and Euna Lee:
The families of Laura Ling and Euna Lee are overjoyed by the news of their pardon. We are so grateful to our government: President Obama, Secretary Clinton and the U.S. State Department for their dedication to and hard work on behalf of American citizens.
We especially want to thank President Bill Clinton for taking on such an arduous mission and Vice President Al Gore for his tireless efforts to bring Laura and Euna home. We must also thank all the people who have supported our families through this ordeal, it has meant the world to us. We are counting the seconds to hold Laura and Euna in our arms.
