Promises 10-Step Program Is A Joke

Lindsay Lohan is currently undergoing a rather lax rehab stay at Promises, the place where getting better is nothing more than a big joke. She was spotted by X17 out of rehab and doing a workout…and by workout I mean a brisk walk with Marlboro Light glued to mouth. $100 bucks says she’s doing coke off the night janitors ass, after all who wouldn’t accept a bribe for bending the rules just a little bit. In one month Lindsay will emerge “changed” after her mother declares rehab has finally worked…but nobody will be fooled, and I don’t think there’s going to be a charm involved. Keep your fingers crossed she pulls a Lane Garrison!