Random Quotes: Peeing Your Pants Still Isn’t Cool

Fergie has finally confessed to a previous scandal that involved the ” My Humps” singer and a wet crotch, quickly identified by fans and media after a live show in San Diego.

The 32-year-old singer tells Blender: “You haven’t had to go straight onstage after being late for a show, then jumped up and down while singing Let’s Get Retarded. OK, motherfucker?”

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened.”

“It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person…with me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction; that sucks. You have to laugh.”

Want another angle of the piss action? Check out Fergie’s stain and relive your happy memories.