Rock’s Supposed Baby Momma A Scamming Fraudulent Liar

Kali Bowyer, the woman who accused Chris Rock of fathering her child some 13 years ago and then disappearing when it came time for DNA testing, has been exposed as nothing more than a fraud according to police, and we here at NinjaDude couldn’t be more pleased. This dumb hooker e-mailed us about one month ago when we originally reported on this story, threatening with legal action and other sorts of disparaging banter I just had to bring to our own legal council. Basically, when I called my lawyer and explained that this psycho was trying to get my story removed, he laughed and told her to bring it. There’s something called free speech he explained, and even if she filed suit (assumming she had money, this woman is flat broke) she would lose because I have the best lawyers in the state. Booya-kasha! Here’s TMZ’s report:

TMZ has learned that 36-year-old Kali Bowyer, who Rock never denied having a fling with several years before he met wife Malaak, has an extensive criminal past riddled with numerous bizarre police encounters, and a penchant for telling wild stories. According to a thick stack of government documents obtained by TMZ, Bowyer was convicted of DUI in Georgia, charged with theft by deception last summer, and is facing charges of running an elaborate cell phone scam.

And it doesn’t end there! In the last two years, more than ten incident reports detail some truly strange encounters with police, including one in which cops say she claimed to have been held at gunpoint and forced to “ingest some white powder,” a tale which her own son contradicted under questioning. Bad checks, domestic disturbances, and several veracity-questionable incidents left police scratching their heads.

Bowyer first popped up ten years ago when the boy in question was 3-years-old, claiming that Rock was the dad, but then, we’re told, she disappeared after Rock agreed to a DNA test. Though she claims that the comedian’s the dad, Bowyer oddly didn’t list Rock on the birth certificate.

This bitch is out of her fucking mind!