Ron Jeremy Almost Killed In Drunk Driver Accident

Porn legend Ron Jeremy almost died in a fiery bus crash after a drunk driver swerved in front of the RV carrying his crew, causing a non-fatal crash on the Mass Pike.

Adult film actor Ron Jeremy was leaving Boston on a tour bus with anti-porn activist Pastor Craig Gross when the collision happened early Saturday morning. Jeremy and Gross had been at the Middle East venue in Cambridge to debate the pros and cons of pornography as part of a national “Great Porn Debate” tour on Friday night. “While in the middle of a great discussion after the debate, a drunk driver swerved in front of us on the Massachusetts Turn Pike,” said Gross, 31, on his Web site, XXXCHURCH. “There were eight of us in the front of the bus in the living room area and we all landed on top of each other. “Jason, the moderator of the debate, busted his ankle. The drunk driver tried to put his passenger in the driver’s seat but thanks to all the cameras in our bus we got proof of that. “They (the police) handcuffed him and took him to jail.”

Afterwards, the police and rescuers reportedly boarded the bus for hangout time and autographs from the man himself — such a happy ending, everyone hanging out with the smut pushers, on cloud nine after continuing to breathe.