Horsey Down, No Sign Of Upskirt

Horseface Parker lost her footing during a Vogue magazine photo shoot, spotted by photogs taking a tumble that unfortunately did not break her face — which could’ve possibly led to a plastic surgery fix, namely, a new nose, cheek, jaw, neck…you get the idea.

If you’re ever faced with the chance to fuck Sarah Jessica, make sure to bring a few bags, ’cause even the slightest glance at that mug is worse than taking 10 limp dick pills. Click here to check out all the pics, in case you really care.