Scarlett Johansson Is Making A Mistake

Reports by People Magazine finally indicate Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds are engaged to be married. You can almost hear the collective whimper of males worldwide right about now. Reynolds, who’s already been married and divorced to Alanis Morissete, officially becomes the luckiest man alive. That is of course, until he and Scarlett get a divorce.

After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “They’re both thrilled,” Johansson’s rep Marcel Pariseau tells PEOPLE. The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

You know this one won’t last forever, and there’s a good chance we can expect a sex tape or similar excitement from this relationship. Stay tuned!