Meet Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts

Want to get close enough to Scarlett Johansson that would enable a chest groping and subsequent arrest? Check out this eBay auction, currently at $205, which grants you a meet and greet with the big-breasted star, tickets to her movie premiere in July, and a limo ride!

That would be nice if they gave you dinner too, because jail food isn’t very tasty. I wonder how long you’d be detained for doing sexual assault? You should definitely look that up before making a bid, laws will vary different depending on where the premiere is held!