Scarlett Johansson Is Getting Married

Pregnancy? First comes the engagement, which Scarlett Johansson is rumored to announce with boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, formerly Mr. Alanis Morissette. Yep, she’s getting married folks, and now, you’re officially never touching that ass. Until the divorce happens, anyway.

Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson. The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.