Disney’s rising cash cow, Wizards of Waverley Place starlet Selena Gomez made an appearance Sunday at the NCLR Alma Awards held in Pasedena, California. The National Council of La Raza (NCLR) is the largest Latino civil rights group, and Selena’s genes are 100% pure Latino-Americano! Better believe mommy forced this attendance on her daughter, ’cause you know a 15-year-old with millions in the bank doesn’t have anything better to do than smile and wave at people she doesn’t give a shit about.
My parents wouldn’t control a dime of that paycheck, like hers undoubtedly do. I’d be sending them on month-long vacations and throwing bashes all summer if my bankroll was unlimited like this silly Disney bitch. Shit, when I was 15, the most expensive bottle of whisky I could afford was Canadian Mist, and that hogwash was not tasty, especially when consumed warm, accompanied by the only chaser available–chocolate milk. Actually, I’m just sorry to admit my favorite drink was really Captain Morgan and Coke, which I’ve retired with a more appropriate name, “Heartburn Morgan.”
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She is fuckin’ HOT! I wanna see her in a black bra and black panties!!
1tothe — October 25, 2008 @ 8:34 am
ninja dude like if it was Selena’s problem that u were poor wen u were little
hey n y u deleted my other comment u b****
johan — May 4, 2009 @ 10:08 pm