Guy Ritchie is quoted in a Daily Mail article published today describing sex with his now ex-wife Madonna. The verdict? Her body feels like a piece of gristle.
Her insistence on sticking to a gruelling four-hour exercise routine has been blamed for destroying the pair’s seven-and-a-half year marriage.
The strict regime reportedly meant the couple went for 18 months without making love. When they did find time to make love, it was like ‘cuddling up to a piece of gristle’, Ritchie is said to have told friends.
Somehow, we don’t doubt Mr. Ritchie’s description of Madge’s body to that of tough, stringy flesh.
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YEARS AND YEARS OF BEING POKED.SURGERY AFTER SURGERY TO HAVE HER ABUSED BODY REMADE. DRUGS ALCOHOL YOU NAME IT.finally CAUGHT up WITH her.TOUGH break SLUT donna.
tcidda — October 21, 2008 @ 10:03 am
that’s a very vivid and disgusting image!
SJ — October 21, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
Guy Rithie I can honestly say can blow it out his patoot. Madonna is the most beautiful women on this planet. How dare he insult such a talented and sexy women as Madonna. What I would do to snuggle with her. Bye
arne pirkanen — January 3, 2009 @ 9:15 pm