Sexual Assault At Playboy Mansion

Oh, the irony. A sexual assault has reportedly occurred at Hugh Hefner’s house, otherwise known as the Playboy Mansion after authorities began an investigation that so far, remains mysterious.

Police released the following statement to ET: “On Wednesday, August 6th, Los Angeles Police Department detectives began an investigation related to a report of a possible sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion in West L.A. For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations of this type, no additional information will be released at this time.” Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner often hosts parties at the abode but there is no word on when the alleged incident occurred or who it may have involved. Representatives of the Playboy Mansion hadn’t yet responded to a request for a comment at press time.

This probably happened to a guest, and not one of the Playmate’s. My understanding was always that those resident bitches enjoyed all the pleasure given, and there’s probably lots. I once partied there for about 4 minutes, until the security dog caught up to me and I was thrown back over the gate.