Shanna Moakler Gives The Upskirt

Word on the street is that Shanna Moakler is back with her husband and +44 drummer Travis Barker. The couple was spotted over the weekend partying in Miami where Shanna celebrated her slutty birthday in a bash thrown by the man himself! Hold on a second here…last time I checked, wasn’t Travis causing apeshit drama by catching an STD from Paris Hilton, eventually resulting in that Stavros Greekarchos dude throwing punches which finally caught police intervention. Yeah…I’m sure that wasn’t too long ago, but then again I don’t pay that close attention to this boring shit. Listen to what People magazine says, not me:

Shanna Moakler has reunited with her rocker husband Travis Barker, she tells PEOPLE exclusively, but denies rumors she’s pregnant. “While I hope one day to have more children with Travis, I am not pregnant,” says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant. “But yes, I’m madly in love with my husband.” Barker, 31, the drummer for Blink 182, threw an early 32nd birthday for Moakler over the weekend at Miami’s Cameo nightclub.” They were really affectionate with each other all night long,” says a partygoer. “They really looked loving and happy.” More than 100 guests, including Kimberly Stewart and Mark McGrath, watched Moakler – whose real birthday is March 28 – blow out the candles on her cake while Barker sang an off-key rendition of “Happy Birthday.” Moakler then kissed Barker on the lips while the crowd applauded.

It’s only interesting when an upskirt is involved (thanks to the sharp eye of SOW), or until the couples next fallout, which will probably entail blood, weapons, and a human death. At least we have the pleasure to behold even more shit fits and drama, because let’s face it, that blond is one psychotic fucking broad! I’d still hit it though, crazy or not. Click inside for some Miami birthday pics!