Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt Is A Pimp

I saw this picture of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and couldn’t help but illustrate the feature similarity between his face and that of mom and pops. Imagine the life he will have…your father is Brad Pitt, and your mother is Angelina Jolie…he won’t even have spit game at girl’s to get the panties droppin’. That would be funny if he became pals with Suri Cruise. Cash money!

UPDATE: Normally I would just change what I wrote originally, but after learning that Shiloh is a girl and not a boy (see the first comment below) I will be honest and admit that I’ve been smoking crack as I update this site for you. This explains why I wrote that awesome story about Shiloh Novell Jolie Pitt above, and also remember that ladies is pimps too. Holla!