Shyamali’s Breasts Couldn’t Save Brother Malakar, The Jina Sent Home

There comes a time when every loser’s 15 minutes expires — and last night on American Idol, Sanjaya Malakar was finally voted off and sent packing for Washington. He cried like a little bitch but I don’t know why…did he honestly think he had a true shot of winning? Maybe for like, 10 seconds…but thank god this fake-smiling bastard finally got the axe. And too bad Shyamali didn’t have some nude pics waiting up her sleeve.