Morning Bitches: SoHo Street & Corner Strollin’

Sienna Miller eyed the beefiest (potential new) male while strolling SoHo’s streets Tuesday morning (11/3), capturing a poor chap working his blue collar job–thanks to assistance from her dog Bessy, who quickly tangled the mans ankles in her wiry animal leash, wasting not a second after Sienna’s command to attack was ordered. Believable…right? Perhaps, yes, though…a more-truthier chase follows.

Sienna was actually out for a secret meetup with “ex-”fuck buddy Balthazar Getty, whom shared and treated his (young) piece of ass to a pampering-spa, thanks to underpaid illegal female workers. The duo embraced in a steamy kiss afterward, demonstrating the intense horniness and sexual tension shared–worse than two drunk virgins in a motel room on prom night! A swift, incognito departure followed the PDA(ds), while each headed in separate directions.

What a joke these two hiders are, since the majority of people aware of Sienna are also attune to the slutty truth at hand! Sorry, but this obvious fact isn’t a secret…contrary to the guilty, misinformed minds that might argue otherwise. More pics of the fake American-British blondy Miller walking Bessy the dog in SoHo waiting after the jump! Click continue now.