Dancing With The Nobody’s usually scores some pretty ridiculous contestants for their show to be laughed off stage by America and the presiding judges, but this latest season, ABC has gone out on a limb by recruiting Apple’s 2nd in command–Steve Wozniak!
The 58-year-old portly CEO performed his routine with partner Karina Smirnoff for last night’s show, providing a great number of LULZ as he struggled to perform those laughable, out-of-sync dance moves. For real…this shit is nearly too embarrassing for even the private home viewers.
After the judge compares you to an psychotic, gay retarded Teletubby, it’s probably time to accept that you’ll never win and take your fail hint to pack the shit you came with, and get the fuck out! Click inside to laugh at Steve performing his apparent overly-physical routine last night!
