Holy shit! That image above is the mother of Johnny Depp’s two children, Vanessa Paradis. Now I understand why he hasn’t officially married this broad yet, and even more so why he keeps her locked up away from the cameras at his French estate. Supposedly he’s going to tie the knot this summer, hopefully she visits a cosmetic dentist by then.
I think I’d be better off had I not seen this photo.
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Pretty girl until she opens the mouth. Man she needs o stay out of Wonka’s chocolate factory! She looks like some country cousin from the Appalachians! Here is a link to another really bad tooth shot of her.
http://jassebombscans.free.fr/envois/jb_vanessa_paradis05.jpg
Clarimonde — January 24, 2007 @ 8:22 am
Yuck!!! She does seem locked away on that little island off of France, right? She needs veneers.
Virgo74 — January 25, 2007 @ 5:22 am
Damn I’m glad I finally found some people who think this chick is hideous!!! I know a lot of people who don’t like to talk badly about her since she’s Johnny’s girl, yeah, whatever. She’s just frickin’ ugly, she has a big head and those teeth are just nasty. What the hell was Johnny thinking!!!!!!!!!!
dreamsofdepp — April 1, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
They both could use a little dental work. I have had imperfect teeth for many years. You do feel self conscience about it. Feel much better after having some dental work done. They are both very lovely people with hearts of gold and wonderful parents.
piratesfire — October 5, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
Somehow Vanessa Paradis has managed to be the face of Coco Chanel. The photos of her for Chanel are heavily doctored and her mouth is closed. She is only 5′3″ but they pose her in situations wherein she appears very tall. Her eyes are quite reminiscent of Brigitte Bardot, who also had a tooth gap (though not quite as large, nor did she have one buck tooth poking out).She lacks Bardot’s womanliness, curviness and charisma, but the eyes are so very similar. With some ‘doctoring’ she could do a good Bardot photo. I had no idea she and Depp were locked away on some island, maybe it’s the island of Dr.Moreau. Depp is one strange dude. Maybe he loves her and overlooks her teeth.
Genevieve — December 10, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
hahhahaa ooh gooddd youu aree soo jelaous of van haha have something more better like this cause this is soooo baadd i mean she’s beautiful and you envy her cause not only its the chanel face and now its again chanel face and rouge coco chanel face she’s the johnny depp’s woman since twelve years yeess oh sorry dear sorry for say it but whit those mouth sucks Johnny Depp’s dick haha not you, heeeeer VANESSA CHANTAL PARADIS WITH THIS TEETH WHAT YOU ARE CRITIC please let me see you’re mouth i wanna see your dents haha anyway Johnny f*cks her and say he loves her teeth really not your teeth say whatever you want but he’s still f*cking her on bed or any site he wanna f^*ck her and really he’s still loving her, he says she’s the reason of his lifee you reading good T-HHH-EEE REEE-AAA-SOO-NN OF JO-HH-NNN-YY DEEE-PPP LIFEEEEEEEE perhabs you are retardad so i have to say it slowly haha people envious like you should not exist, and please if you arent a coward let people see this comment if you arent if you are you will just delete it im sure you will do it soo bad xd
vale — November 1, 2010 @ 12:14 am
another Vanessa Paradis fan tell me did you hate her? and you post her in your stupid web site really this is the worst website i’ve ever seen in my all lifeee hhehe you s*ucks and are a cuckroach for critic in this way this french diva she’s a goddes the only trouble is johnny depp partner since 1998 and rats like you always jelaous will post shit and bad arguments like this please kill your self and let world on peace
Envious — November 1, 2010 @ 12:20 am