Holy shit! That image above is the mother of Johnny Depp’s two children, Vanessa Paradis. Now I understand why he hasn’t officially married this broad yet, and even more so why he keeps her locked up away from the cameras at his French estate. Supposedly he’s going to tie the knot this summer, hopefully she visits a cosmetic dentist by then.
I think I’d be better off had I not seen this photo.
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Pretty girl until she opens the mouth. Man she needs o stay out of Wonka’s chocolate factory! She looks like some country cousin from the Appalachians! Here is a link to another really bad tooth shot of her.
http://jassebombscans.free.fr/envois/jb_vanessa_paradis05.jpg
Clarimonde — January 24, 2007 @ 8:22 am
Yuck!!! She does seem locked away on that little island off of France, right? She needs veneers.
Virgo74 — January 25, 2007 @ 5:22 am
Damn I’m glad I finally found some people who think this chick is hideous!!! I know a lot of people who don’t like to talk badly about her since she’s Johnny’s girl, yeah, whatever. She’s just frickin’ ugly, she has a big head and those teeth are just nasty. What the hell was Johnny thinking!!!!!!!!!!
dreamsofdepp — April 1, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
They both could use a little dental work. I have had imperfect teeth for many years. You do feel self conscience about it. Feel much better after having some dental work done. They are both very lovely people with hearts of gold and wonderful parents.
piratesfire — October 5, 2007 @ 12:04 pm