The Future Beckham Castle

Posh and David Beckham have finally found the home they will purchase in Los Angeles, as their migration to the USA takes place and they get the fuck out of Dodge! The former Spice Girl and Soccer star will be plunking down a cool $20+ million for Meg Ryan’s previous estate, located in the super ritzy Bel-Air district.

The celebrity pair have been searching for a house in Los Angeles since it was announced that David would be moving to US soccer team, LA Galaxy. As well as multiple living quarters, the house boasts ocean views, a games room, private gym and sauna, swimming pool and massive back garden. Bel Air estate agent Joel Cunningham, who reportedly showed the stick-thin star round the property, said: “Mrs. Beckham was very impressed with the property overall, especially the ocean views which can be enjoyed from the bedroom. “She also was impressed by the close proximity to the local amenities and schools. She was absolutely smitten with the architecture and garden, which is nearly 100 years old and has flowing vines and willow trees.”

Let this be an open letter to Posh Spice and the Beckham’s — please adopt me, I can cook a mean eggs benedict and I’d even clean your pool!