Avril Lavigne might just be the most punk rock girl to ever walk this earth. Everything from that pink dress to the endless black death skulls, Avril screams nothing but pure 100% punk fucking rock! I also know a lot of you people will find this post ’cause you searched for her on Google, and you’re probably a superfan…so this following paragraph is directed at you.
Yes, you’re a goddamned moron. No, Avril Lavigne is not really punk rock…we just like to humor ourselves with each of her public appearances. This bitch is lucky she can still sell albums, and on a more serious note, I hope she has good budgeting skills because I don’t plan on hearing about her anymore after a few years pass by — about the time Avril will be bankrupt and turning tricks on Hollywood Blvd. for her dinner!
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wow, your gay! Even if avril lvigne isnt punk that dosent mean shes a bad artist! i love avril lavigne and her music, and yes i agree she isnt punk. But she is my favortie artist and she does sell albums. Shes and amazing artist and i have liked her for like ever. I MEAN HERE I AM LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF HER FOR MY HEROS SECTION AND I FIND THIS. thats gay i mean you actually have time to go on paint or whatever the heck to did and edit this picture, wow your cool. and the dress isnt “punk” its just happends to be an amazing dress shes wearing (she looks gorgeous by the way) and the heart with the skull is also not punk. Its just a god damn symbol that represents her album. seriously dont make fun of her. your nothing compared to her. get a life.
—- REPLY BY NINJADUDE —-
Congrats on being the weekly dumb ass — Yes, I do have time to “paint or whatever” on your favorite celebrities…it’s my job, all day baby.
With that said, you should pay better attention to your English teacher and probably study a bit harder as well.
That way, when you try trashing me it might actually make sense if it were properly punctuated and made use of grammatical skills.
Then again, you’re a true fan of Avril Lavigne’s music, so you probably still haven’t learned the full alphabet just yet, and how to use apostrophe’s and stuff like that. Stupid biiiaaaatch!
The end.
-NinjaDude
michelle — April 19, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
Hahahaha… that’s fucking funny. I love that some dumb ass still wrote a comment even though you totally called it before hand. ” I also know a lot of you people will find this post ’cause you searched for her on Google…” She’s a HERO?? FOR WHAT?? By the way, I know for a fact that Avril hates her fans, which makes her even less worthy as an idol or hero. This poor soul’s favorite “artist” in the WHOOOOOOOOLE world (out of the gazillions of other more talented artists who exist who are not spoon-fed to the idiots who still watch MTV) is AVRIL LAVIGNE. Please, little super fan, try and culture yourself and idolize someone who still writes their own music (or is at least passionate about what they’re singing about… isn’t Avril MARRIED and she’s singing about wanting to be someone’s girlfriend? Fake), someone who appreciates their fans, and isn’t motivated solely by money money money.
P.S. That dress is goddamn tacky. Avril’s fairy godmother must hate her.
Jessica — September 19, 2007 @ 5:32 pm