The Patron Saint Of Whores

When Lindsay Lohan isn’t sitting in her AA meetings, she’s out at the club getting shit faced and causing drama with Paris Hilton! I won’t be surprised if Lohan is discovered face down in a bathtub, with a bunch of drugs strewn throughout the place. It doesn’t appear AA is working very well thus far for the fire head, she should really consider entering a full-fledged rehab facility until the substance abuse is quelled. Then the amount of guys she goes through every month can be reduced. The hard part, Lindsay, is focusing on just one.

Yeah…perhaps it’s best you just stick to your greatest talent.