The Zombie Hunter! Six shot dead in Seattle Suburb

This past Saturday morning, a quaint Seattle home looked more like the set of a Hollywood gore movie. So the story goes, a group of teenagers decide to throw what’s known as a “zombie rave,” nothing more than a standard drug free-for-all with all the lights and dancing - only everyone paints their faces and dresses up to look like real zombies. Sometime late in the morning, a partygoer returned to the house with bandoleers of shells, and his sawed-off - killing 6 in cold blood before turning the gun on himself. A handful of others were wounded and taken to local hospitals. The scene was named the worst ever by local authorities, ever since a 1983 mass murder leaving 13 dead. The gunman, described as a local man in his late 20s and dressed in black, left around 7am on Saturday, police said. He went to his black Dodge pick-up truck and turned around. As he walked back to the house, he spray painted the word “NOW” in orange twice on the pavement and once on the steps of a neighbour’s home, police said. He then forced his way back inside the house and started shooting. Unable to enter an upstairs bathroom where a young couple were hiding, he fired through the door before leaving. They were unharmed. Officers found three dead in the living room, one at the front door and another on the porch steps. One victim died at a hospital, where another was in an extremely critical condition and the third was stable, a nursing supervisor said. No motive has been established, but the man also had a handgun, but primarily used a 12-gauge pistol-grip shotgun. In his truck, police found an assault rife and multiple “banana clips” carrying 30 bullets each. Fuck! No motive? Well here’s an idea from NinjaDude. The zombie hunter was probably suffering from a bad trip, and thought he was actually hunting zombies. And he sure was ready, if you can’t tell from all the backup waiting in his truck. Psycho. NinjaDude thinks they watched Dawn of the Dead sometime during that party. Police said they did not know if drugs or alcohol were a factor, though they noted marijuana and alcohol were found in the house.