They Should’ve Called Animal Control

Holy shit! If you witnessed Amy Winehouse wandering the streets of London with enough drugs flowing through her bloodstream to kill 2,000 babies, who would you call? First on my list is Animal Control ’cause this skank looks more like a rabid, mangy beast. When they arrive, hopefully the tranquilizer is substituted with lead darts.

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend’s house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated - as her mother-in-law says she taking more drugs than ever. Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside. The 24-year-old singer, who cancelled her UK tour last week, has ignored pleas from her family to seek help for her addiction to drugs.