Tom Cruise Is Drunk, Attempts Dance Moves

That’s the only way this guy would get behind his woman, Katie Holmes, and grind on that ass. Us Magazine has this photo from the Beckham’s “welcome to America” party, depicting Scientologist gods TomKat in a drunken, bump and grind dance. This reminds me of the video they appeared in, awkwardly traipsing around on stage while attempting to look slick. I guess Tom wanted to one-up Will Smith, and here’s what happened next:

“I can’t believe Will can move like that!” marveled Carrey. But, as Us Weekly reports in its new issue, the real showstopper came when the DJ played “Old Time Rock & Roll,” prompting Cruise to re-enact his famous scene from Risky Business. At one point, he got on his back and kicked his legs in the air, just like in the movie! In real life, however, the star kept his pants on.

The only question remaining now is…can I get in on the front Tommy?