Tom Cruise Thinks He’s A God

The cult Tom Cruise worships called Scientology has named him the new “Christ.”

The Mission: Impossible star has reportedly been told that he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Cruise will be revered like Jesus for his work in propagating the religion. A source told The Sun, “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Remind me not to watch any more movies starring this fucking wacko. I feel very bad for Joey Potter.

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